Sunday, January 13, 2008

Public Etiquette Lesson #1

Don't watch porn on your laptop in a restaurant. No one wants to listen to that. I don't ever want to see Panera Bread turn into a whorehouse. Baguettes could have a whole new connotation.

I just realized that I'm probably going to get a thousand hits today because I have the word,"porn", in my blog (now twice). These people will be sorely disappointed.

2 comments:

ron said...

but... but... porn is all that some of us live for!!! cut a guy some slack!

maybe he's just lonely and hasn't gotten laid in almost 3 years and spends all his nights home alone, with nothing else to do but the occasional soccer game, and his only choices are to play with his wii or well, play with his wii??

don't be so judgmental and act all "i'm above porn, it's sick and disgusting". it's so not becoming of a young lady.

:)

Tam said...

Why not? Panera has phallic symbols all over that place! That's no spoon handle in the picture on the wall.