But Why Is the Rum Gone?

I saw Jack Sparrow yesterday at work. Not Johnny Depp. Jack Sparrow. He had on the brown, pirate hat; the red hankerchief wrapped around his head; the dark eyeliner around his eyes; the long, brown, unkempt hair, the dangling earrings; the whole she-bang. He wasn't just dressed the part. I overheard him talking to the girl he was with (she was dressed "normally"). He had an authentic Jack Sparrow accent. I had to laugh to myself. I wished I'd had my camera, so I could take a picture with him (or of him).

Now there's something you don't see everyday at Burlington.